Wardsmith's game Reviews on Newgrounds (2024)

2009-09-04 22:25:58

What the hell?

These elephant games are useless. This is not a good game. You are not being funny by making "one level". This is a pathetic game with no originality based on a worthess concept. I'm saying this because no one else will. It's just a silly worn out concept. I have no idea why people like this.

I don't know why the hell it says there is one level. saying there is a single level doesn't mean that there is. Anyone with a brainstem should know that there is about 30 unless they haven't played that far.

Your jokes are lame and 'adventures in singularity' only implies that you are stupid. I don't have anything against you but I'm pissed off that people are still making this sort of thing. Don't bring back the elephant until you can find a good basis for a game to use him in.
I'm giving you a 2 because this passed some time, even if it did waste the valuable parts of it. Some of your other games I enjoy, but you just went too far with this one.

2009-09-04 01:46:20

Okay

It was a nice, well done game, but you got very carried away. I kinda got overstimulated by the massive overdose of random options and attacks, if you know what I mean. It felt too easy, and like there was too much. I can't really be stuffed to play this game. It's very good though. Lots of detail.

2009-09-04 01:10:46

Lame

Some people may think this is good but this just another over-cutesy, unoriginal and stupid game. This type of gameplay has been used several times before and there is nothing original left in it. I thought this game would be good when I first saw it.

And what the hell is with mochicoins!? It says there is no purchase needed to get them but the only way to get them that I know is by buying them online! Kids young enough to like this sort of game wont be old enough to buy stuff over the internet.

I'm giving you a four, because this is a well done game. But seriously, never EVER base a game on such a useless type of concept and gameplay. We've all seen this sort of thing before and it's getting on my nerves.

2009-08-29 18:44:10

Good game. Not much effort.

I'd say this is a very good game, but it doesn't look like you put much effort into it. Make it a bit more fun, add some more obstacles and make the sprites a little better. Other than that it was a great game, all things considered. It was entertaining and amusing. The music didn't get old quickly so that was good. Thankfully, that annoying bouncing sound was very quiet. God forbid shall you make it any louder.

2009-08-28 22:30:22

You know whats really sad?

This is probably the best mouse avoider I've ever played. You know why It's sad? Because there are a lot of things you can do with mouse avoiders but so far no one has put the effort in to make an actual good one. If no one is going to make a decent mouse avoider, then I will.

Despite what I have said so far, I actually like this game. The level design isn't very good, and the graphics are boring, but it's not such a bad game. I should be longer and have better graphics.

Im just glad you made this game anyway. Thanks for giving us this game. Because most of the games I've seen are crap.

2009-08-28 22:20:01

Useless

I don't care if its only a few kilobytes. This game is useless and pathetic. I bet I could do better myself. It's so crappy I can't even be stuffed to wright a proper review.

2009-08-23 03:48:32

Okay

It was good to see one of those old school games where you try to get to the finish and avoid enemies on your way - because they usually don't make those anymore - but it got boring half way through. It would pay to have some more enemies and better level design. Plus, the music was really annoying and repetitive.

2009-08-11 20:23:00

I can't get past the 3rd screen on the right!

How do you use items? And why on earth did that arrow pointing to the far left disappear? I know this seems like the useless review but I can't review what I can't play. I'm just not going to rate it highly until I can figure it out.

2009-08-07 03:55:39

Eww

Oh my god that was like a nightmare, seriously, with all those horrible sounds and the way the drawings flashed and cut was just creepy. It was too hard, even on easy mode, the blocks should be slower, and it would also pay to have some less creepy graphics. The collision checking was bad as well, sometimes you couldn't tell what was killing you either. The level design was also pretty bad. In the second level I tried to gap it and it worked perfectly.

I think this game may have some potential, just work on the gameplay and atmosphere a bit, it wouldn't kill you to change the sound and music. ugh.

2009-06-27 05:24:30

What?

Dude, I know a lot of us here have no lives but we're not going to sit around holding down the 'k' button, repititively clicking on the same spot or literally sit down and do nothing for hours on end. This game is no fun at all and doesn't even deserve to be called a game. The fact that this game even came anywhere near daily 5th place is completely amazing.